Freud's Comfy Sofa

dedicatedfangirl:

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.

A&F definitely forgot to be awesome. Ever.

Well, I know who I’ll never buy clothes from. Ever. Good job, A&F; this is definitely the best way to win over new customers.

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

A&F definitely forgot to be awesome. Ever.

Well, I know who I’ll never buy clothes from. Ever. Good job, A&F; this is definitely the best way to win over new customers.

09 / 05

66,375 notes

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yunuen:

Hello, and welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical!

#ONCE AGAIN THIS WHOLE BROADCAST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY SAND #IT’S EVERYWHERE #GET USED TO IT

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09 / 05

290 notes

Aladdin

Castle Fantasy Matte 2 by *rich35211

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08 / 05

450 notes

edwardspoonhands:

I was on conference calls all day today, which I sometimes find is a very good time to mess around in illustrator.

(via wandercrazy)

07 / 05

4,501 notes

Nerddom

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06 / 05

83,081 notes

Mulan

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06 / 05

356 notes

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02 / 05

26 notes

A Singularity In Spacetime: I have made a new discovery.

trulydiscombobulated:

For me, this applies to math/physics/compsci because they’re the three subjects I’m most interested in, and by some hilarious irony, the three subjects I suck the most at. But this applies to anything.

If you feel like you’re bad at something, don’t hide it.

Pride, shyness and embarassment…

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02 / 05

30 notes

I wish I was this confident

// Shooting yourself in the foot with various programming languages//

alekpr:

370 JCL
You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.

Ada
After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.

APL
You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.

ASP.NET
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

Assembly
You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After that’s done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.

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02 / 05

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programming

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The TARDIS.

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01 / 05

23,220 notes

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29 / 04

100 notes

Stargate: Atlantis

edwardspoonhands:

Fact and Fiction bookshop has a good perspective on Fifty Shades of Grey.

27 / 04

5,883 notes

doctorwho:

That last post reminded us of one of our favorite quotes from Doctor Who guest star alumnus (Series 1: The Long Game), Simon Pegg:

“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating.”